Apple Will Now Sell You A $99 Pencil... You're Welcome
Merry Christmas, dummies - Tim Cook
During the badly-lit pantomime marathon commercial that has come to be known as an "Apple Event," a California computer company announced today that it will sell you an electric stick for basically one hundred bucks.
Seriously.
The media response was swift.
Apple stock was down by roughly a dollar at 3pm, but that might have also been linked to the fact that Apple chose the band One Republic to close out the event.
