"...now let’s go small: ants, snails, worms. Feelin’ good now? Not so much I suppose, since almost all of us have eliminated a bunch of these guys with nary an afterthought. Yeah, I know they get into our kitchens and slime across our lawns and driveways, which is something whales don’t do. But a living thing is a living thing no matter what its size. See what I mean? Isn’t this somewhat of an intellectual twister of sorts? Size does matter, but maybe it shouldn’t so much when it comes to living organisms. Small things, as Newman might have agreed, really have as much a reason to live as big things. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not on a stump here calling for the abolition of the Orkin man. I just find it interesting how the bigger they are, the more we seem to love them, but when they get small, we give hardly a damn." [Janus]
The State Of California Will Have To Pry Bill Gross's 90 Minute Long Showers From His Cold, Lifeless Hands
The bond manager apparently has a transcendent shower and if anyone thinks he's gonna give that up because of a little drought in California, they oughta think again!
Bill Gross's Latest Letter To Investors Laments Failed Attempts To 'Get A Girl Into The Backseat Of A Car'
Gather 'round for story time with Uncle Bill.
If The Fed Doesn't Raise Rates In December, Bill Gross Will Change His Name To 'Pimco Rocks'
Or, 'Pimco Is The Greatest Investment Management Firm In The World' if you're not one for brevity.
What Does Bill Gross Think About When He's On The Can? He's Glad You Asked [VIDEO]
Naturally, he's written hundreds of words on this and other matters in his monthly outlook letters.
Bill Gross Writes New Page In The Annals Of Investing History
August 24, 2015: A day that will live in infamy.
PIMCO Is The Ex-Girlfriend Bill Gross Can't Stop Stalking On Facebook
He just can't help himself.