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Charlie Gasparino's not putting all his eggs in one party/candidate/basket on this one.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

Charlie Gasparino has gone there.

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.

Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.

Fox Business Senior Waxing And Laser Correspondent Has A Question