Write-Offs: 9.14.15
$$$Credit Suisse Nears $80 Million Settlement Over Dark Pool [Bloomberg]
$$$Pimco's Ivascyn says below 50 percent chance Fed hikes rates this week [Reuters]
$$$Banks Wanted to Keep the CDS Market to Themselves [BloombergView / Matt Levine]
$$$Was Tom Hayes Running the Biggest Financial Conspiracy in History? [Bloomberg]
$$$Bride Nearly Run Over by Drunk Wedding Guest [Newser]
$$$Silicon Valley’s healthy energy drink heading to NYC [NYP]
$$$$75 million cake sets price record [CNBC]
$$$Man skips shower for 12 years, uses bacterial spray to keep clean [UPI]