Write-Offs: 9.30.15
$$$U.S. securities regulator expands use of powerful software: source [Reuters]
$$$Global stocks end worst quarter in four years on upbeat note [Reuters]
$$$Jack Ma to US: Quit worrying so much about China [CNBC]
$$$IMF's Lagarde: More volatility likely for emerging markets [CNBC]
$$$Woman Calls Cops To Gripe About Pot Dealer [HP]
$$$Volkswagen braces for hit to business from emissions scandal [Reuters]
$$$Big US hedge funds hit by Valeant fall [FT]
$$$Cops: "Irate" Suspect Kicked Other Woman In Face After Victim Farted Near Her [TSG]