Your Gross Office Coffee Machine Can Now Make Gross Soup

You'll have inedible Southwest Style Chicken soup and like it!

Rejoice! First year M&A analysts with decimated palates need never leave the office again!

Keurig Green Mountain, which is known for single-serve pods of coffee and tea, hopes consumers will warm back up to the company's products with fresh-brewed soup cups.
Keurig and Campbell's Soup have partnered to sell single-serve Fresh-Brewed Soup in K-Cup pods. The 70-calorie soup servings are available in Homestyle Chicken Broth & Noodle Soup Mix and Southwest Style Chicken Broth & Noodle Soup Mix.

Happy Friday, you golden minions.

Keurig unveils Campbell's Soup K-Cups [CNBC]



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