Hedge Fund Manager Turned Pharma CEO Martin Shkreli Has Reached The Paranoid Delusion Phase Of His Infamy - Dealbreaker

Hedge Fund Manager Turned Pharma CEO Martin Shkreli Has Reached The Paranoid Delusion Phase Of His Infamy

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We've said a lot of things around here about former hedgie and current pharmaceutical CEO/lifelong emo fanboy, Martin Shkreli, but we've never accused him of being delusional or paranoid.

Until now.

Oh Martin, you're just another price-gouging drug executive wearing a strangely-collared sweater on the streets of Midtown.

In fact if you want to be afraid of anything, Martin, be afraid of the fashion police. We showed your picture to our colleagues at Fashionista and one look at your collar prompted them to ask "What the f*ck is that?"

Anyway, enjoy your walk, Marty.

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