Poor Hasidic Jews Turned Wealthy Cash Advance Guys Wonder If There's More To Life Than "Golfing And F*cking Beautiful Ladies All Day"

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Smiling on the outside, unfulfilled on the inside.

According to friends and business partners Abe Zeines and Meir Hurwitz, who decamped to Puerto Rico from Brooklyn for the tax benefits and live in a 6-bedroom house with several girlfriends apiece, there actually might be.

Zeines hasn’t learned Spanish or bought a boat. The mansion has what would be an infinity pool, but he doesn’t keep the water flowing over the edge. “Waste of money,” he says. For the Fourth of July, he had a pig slaughtered and roasted. The party was only OK. “It’s a matter of time before we get involved with something else,” Hurwitz says. “We can’t sit around and golf and f--- beautiful ladies all day.” Making some money hadn’t made Zeines happy; it just made him want more. “When I was younger, when I was poor,” he says, “I would have asked, ‘What’s the difference between $10 million and $100 million?’ There’s a difference.”

Plus, sitting around and golfing and f*cking beautiful ladies all day might sound like a dream life at first but what nobody ever tells you is it's really kind of back-breaking work! If your net worth goes from $10 million to $100 million you can pay someone to golf and f*ck beautiful ladies for you.

How Two Guys Lost God and Found $40 Million [Bloomberg]

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