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Tepper: Appaloosa Is Not Smoking Da Ganja

David Tepper knows all the cool drug words.

If you really bought those rumors yesterday that David Tepper was going to break himself off a big piece of that SunEdison stock...Well, son, you must of been high as f@ck.

Or at least that's what David Tepper thinks.

Here's what he told CNBC about anyone who actually thinks he would touch SunEdison with a 10-foot joint pole.

“People probably smoke a lot of marijuana...Really, truly, there must be some really good ganja coming into the country.”

In related news, Carl Icahn is telling friends at his drum circle that he remains "Irie" in regard to his investment in Lyft.

Pro Uncut: The full interview with David Tepper [CNBC]



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