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Write-Offs: 10.21.15

Valeant says short-seller's report is BS; Credit Suisse is a less hot version of UBS; Warren Buffett's li'l millionaires; The return of Greg Smith; "Alleged wedding crasher bites officer, police dog"; and more.
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$$$Valeant Calls Short Seller's Report Erroneous [Bloomberg, earlier, earlier]

$$$No Blow Up Is Big Enough to Tarnish Platinum Partners' Returns [Bloomberg / Zeke Faux]

$$$ "People don't realize that the public are being used as pawns in this game where billions of dollars are being extracted out of their pockets, and 401(k)s are a great example," says Greg Smith, a former Goldman Sachs banker. [NPR]

$$$Warren Buffett’s Lucky Millionaires Club [WSJ]

$$$Subway agrees to measure sandwiches as part of settlement [UPI]

$$$Puerto Rico ends talks with bondholders as deadline looms [CNBC]

$$$Credit Suisse Will Struggle With Label as a Subpar UBS [Dealbook]

$$$Alleged wedding crasher bites officer, police dog [AP]

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Write-Offs: 8.24.15

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Write-Offs: 03.14.13

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Write-Offs: 06.08.12

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Write-Offs: 10.18.12

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$$$ Fed Minutes Suggest Action Likely [WSJ] $$$ Ainslie Up 20% As Stock Hedge Funds Defy Four-Year Slump $$$ Best Buy shareholders caught in the crossfire [Term Sheet] $$$ FTC Clears Facebook’s Instagram Purchase [Deal Journal] $$$ "Bain is a financial firm, but Romney wasn’t some Wall Street bank-monkey with a pitch book. He was the guy who fired you." [National Review] [!!] $$$ Wharton-Bound Goat Trainer Failed To Get Her Pet Goat To Perform On National Television [IvyGate] $$$ A middle market private equity firm is looking for a senior associate in South Florida [DBCC] $$$ Bernanke ‘More Popular Than Justin Bieber’? [CNBC] $$$ Broken Brokerages: Finance Luminaries Join Fight Over Uniform Fiduciary Standard [NYO] $$$ Chinese acquisitions in US near record [FT] $$$ Obama Says First Dog Bo Is on a Diet [DI] $$$ Man Convicted of Assault for Punching McDonald’s Employee After Sundae Arrived with Hot Fudge on the Bottom [Gawker]