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Valeant says short-seller's report is BS; Credit Suisse is a less hot version of UBS; Warren Buffett's li'l millionaires; The return of Greg Smith; "Alleged wedding crasher bites officer, police dog"; and more.
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$$$Valeant Calls Short Seller's Report Erroneous [Bloomberg, earlier, earlier]

$$$No Blow Up Is Big Enough to Tarnish Platinum Partners' Returns [Bloomberg / Zeke Faux]

$$$ "People don't realize that the public are being used as pawns in this game where billions of dollars are being extracted out of their pockets, and 401(k)s are a great example," says Greg Smith, a former Goldman Sachs banker. [NPR]

$$$Warren Buffett’s Lucky Millionaires Club [WSJ]

$$$Subway agrees to measure sandwiches as part of settlement [UPI]

$$$Puerto Rico ends talks with bondholders as deadline looms [CNBC]

$$$Credit Suisse Will Struggle With Label as a Subpar UBS [Dealbook]

$$$Alleged wedding crasher bites officer, police dog [AP]

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