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$$$Valeant CEO Defends Drugmaker's Accounting, Ethics [Bloomberg]

$$$Tom Lee Says Only Ninjas Are Making Money in This S&P 500 Rally [Bloomberg]

$$$Deutsche Bank Says Health-Care Stocks Will Be Back on Top in 2016 [MoneyBeat]

$$$Trump: Life was hard, my dad only loaned me $1 million [NYP]

$$$Woman In 'Beetlejuice' Costume Wanted For Hit-And-Run [AP]

$$$U.K. Regulator Bans Jailed Ex-Hedge Fund Boss [MoneyBeat]

$$$Canadian Ratings Agency to Pay $5.8 Million in S.E.C. Settlement [Dealbook]

$$$Chewbacca arrested for supporting Darth Vader in Ukraine election [UPI]

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