Fox Business Senior Investigative Reporter Offers Masses A Peek Of The Master At Work

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.

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Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.

Charlie Gasparino has gone there.

Charlie Gasparino is now offering dating advice.

Those lats aren't gonna punish themselves.

Charlie Gasparino will beat these temps back with his sweat-soaked muscle tee.

Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.

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