Fox Business Senior Waxing And Laser Correspondent Has A Question

This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.

Charlie Gasparino's not putting all his eggs in one party/candidate/basket on this one.

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Charlie Gasparino's got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about them!

Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.