Fox Business Senior Schlong Correspondent Goes Where The Story Takes Him
This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.
Fox Business Senior Size Correspondent Now Talking Girth On Twitter
Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Caption Contest Tuesday: Fox Business Senior Political Correspondent Will Accept A Night In The Lincoln Bedroom From Anyone Who Offers
Charlie Gasparino's not putting all his eggs in one party/candidate/basket on this one.
Fox Business Senior Linguistics Correspondent Tries Hand At Yiddish
Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".
Fox Business's Senior Boflex 'n Booze Correspondent Talks Priorities
For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.
Fox Business Senior 'Get Off My Lawn' Correspondent Lists His Grievances With Millennials
Charlie Gasparino's got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about them!
Fox Business Senior Investigative Reporter Offers Masses A Peek Of The Master At Work
Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.
Fox Business Senior Self Gratification Correspondent Temporarily Denied His Pulpit
Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.