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Would Be KBW Intern Hopes Dave Chappelle Clip Takes Sting Out Of News He's Picking JPM

Funny YouTube clips generally ease the sting of rejection, yes?
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From: [redacted]
Sent: Monday, November 16, 2015 5:31 PM
To: [redacted at KBW]
Subject: URGENT URGENT Follow Up

Good Evening [redacted],

I hope you are having a good day. I wanted to email you regarding our interview last week. Unfortunately, I know our interview went extremely well but I must withdraw my application from you because I got a better offer at J.P. Morgan (NYSE: JPM) as a Summer Investment Banking Analyst. Unfortunately I will not be able to bless KBW with my presence and talent but I look forward to working and doing business with you and your company in the future. I am dearly sorry for this withdrawal and I hope you understand. Good Luck in the future.

P.S. Dave Chappelle posted a funny video I thought you would enjoy since I remember you told me you love him too. Enjoy!!!

Let me know what you think,




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