Write-Offs: 11.10.15

JP Morgan hacking; Bezos tops Slim; Avenue Capital shuttering fund; "You're a Dirty Gentrifying Tech Bro, and You Need to Be Spanked"; and more.
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$$$Digital Don Accused of Hacks at JPMorgan, Dow Jones Over 8 Years [Bloomberg]

$$$Bezos Overtakes Slim as World's Fourth-Richest Person [Bloomberg]

$$$Fidelity Marks Down Value of Snapchat Stake by 25% [WSJ]

$$$Eike Batista Banned for 5 Years From Serving as a Corporate Officer[Dealbook]

$$$Wisconsin police search for owner of abandoned casket [UPI]

$$$Avenue Capital closing its original hedge fund [CNBC]

$$$AB InBev poised for £68bn SABMiller deal [FT]

$$$You're a Dirty Gentrifying Tech Bro, and You Need to Be Spanked [Jezebel]

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