Write-Offs: 11.3.15

UBS profits; MBA hiring on the rise; GS president Gary Cohn and Andrew Ross Sorkin are texting buddies; "Scrote-n-tote gives consumers X-rated fashion accessory"; and more.
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$$$UBS Investment Bank Swings to Profit on Cuts, Fixed Income [Bloomberg]

$$$MBA Hiring is Finally Recovering From the Recession [Fortune]

$$$Europe's Biggest Banks Are Cutting 30,000 Jobs [Bloomberg]

$$$Gary Cohn says he texts with @andrewrsorkin at midnight when Sorkin is "trying to figure something out." [@gabrielsherman]

$$$The creator of Scrote-n-Tote, a company keen to produce lifelike scrotum backpacks, has launched a crowdfunding campaign to help fund mass production. [UPI]

$$$Goldman's Gary Cohn: Lloyd Blankfein 'in office every day' [NetNet]

$$$ Trading Volatility Doesn’t Faze Morgan Stanley’s Gorman [Dealbook]

$$$It's Manatee Awareness Month. Let's Celebrate. [HP]

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Write-Offs: 3.19.15

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