Hedge Fund Manager Turned Pharmaceutical CEO Turned Public Enemy Number One Reminds Object Of Affection Offer To "Smash That" Won't Last Long

Martin Shkreli's romantic overtures have an expiration date.

Author:: Bess Levin
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Dec 9, 2015

Apparently Taylor Swift means nothing to him.

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