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The Top 10 Martin Shkreli Tweets

The accused Ponzi scheme operator is also an author, poet, and philosopher.
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As you may have heard, earlier today, hedge fund manager turned pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli was arrested by the F.B.I on fraud charges. Best known for acquiring a life-saving drug and spiking it 5,000%, Shkreli was actually handcuffed today over allegations of "illegally taking stock from Retrophin Inc., a biotechnology firm he started in 2011, and using it to pay off debts from unrelated business dealings." But Shkreli is much more than just accused white collar criminal. He's Don Juan. He's a hip-hop impresario. He's a job creator. He's Tolstoy in 140 characters.

Herewith, our favorite Shkreli Tweets, before he was tragically separated with his iPhone today.

On not needing a medical degree to re-align broken bone fragments:

On f*cking Bloomberg not getting his good side:

On how he's probably going to be president one day:

On people with gall:

On his professional aspirations for 2016:

On educating the youth of America:

On being the King of Murray Hill:

On being the only person who cares about musical integrity:

On his grimy beats:

On beating admirers off with a stick:

Choosing these was like choosing your 10 favorite children, when you have thousands. What are yours?


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