Write-Offs: 12.22.15
$$$Katy Perry and Andrea Bocelli; Hedge funds party despite losses [Reuters]
$$$Chipotle Woes Making Wall Street More Queasy [WSJ]
$$$LionEye Capital Closes Down [WSJ]
$$$The 'Flash Boys' Exchange Is Still Controversial [BloombergView / Matt Levine]
$$$ Elderly Woman Claims Neighbor Chanted 'ISIS Is Good, ISIS Is Great' During Sex [HP]
$$$Black box hedge funds lead winners from oil collapse [Reuters]
$$$Roughest quarter for oil coming: Former Shell exec [CNBC]
$$$Florida woman arrested after attacking her husband for flatulence [UPI]