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Write-Offs: 12.22.15

Hedge fund shutterings; Wall Street sick of Chiptole; Elderly Woman Claims Neighbor Chanted 'ISIS Is Good, ISIS Is Great' During Sex; and more.
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$$$Katy Perry and Andrea Bocelli; Hedge funds party despite losses [Reuters]

$$$Chipotle Woes Making Wall Street More Queasy [WSJ]

$$$LionEye Capital Closes Down [WSJ]

$$$The 'Flash Boys' Exchange Is Still Controversial [BloombergView / Matt Levine]

$$$ Elderly Woman Claims Neighbor Chanted 'ISIS Is Good, ISIS Is Great' During Sex [HP]

$$$Black box hedge funds lead winners from oil collapse [Reuters]

$$$Roughest quarter for oil coming: Former Shell exec [CNBC]

$$$Florida woman arrested after attacking her husband for flatulence [UPI]

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