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Write-Offs: 12.7.15

Pump and dump scams on the rise; Billionaires battle in the Bahamas; "Ohio man fined $500 for zombie nativity scene"; and more.
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$$$‘Pump and Dump’ Scams Invigorated by Technology [WSJ]

$$$AB InBev CEO Brito to Defend SABMiller Deal Before Congress [Bloomberg]

$$$The Billionaire Battle in the Bahamas [Vanity Fair]

$$$The Brazilian Billionaire Living in a Rat-Infested Jail [Bloomberg]

$$$ Ohio man fined $500 for zombie nativity scene [UPI]

$$$About that Bonus: Why Wall Street Can’t Bank on Bond Trading [WSJ]

$$$Clinton 'exit tax' to take aim at companies' inversion deals [Reuters]

$$$Drone Footage Leads To Pair's Lewdness Arrest [TSG]

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