Congress Would Like A Word With Martin Shkreli

Everybody's least-favorite Pharma Bro has been invited to chat with everyone's least-favorite legislative body.

Somehow we don't think this is about that Wu-Tang album...

Everyone's least favorite pharma bro has entered the 36th Chamber of sucking.

Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.

We blame "Hamilton."

Martin is a victim of what he did last year, and he has been for years...

Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."

The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO should have "turned" more carefully.

The Shkrelmaster has a cute new hobby.

Hedge funder AND evil capitalist pharma executive? You're quite the political target, Martin.

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