There's No Better Way To Say 'Market Turmoil Ain't Got Me Down' Than Buying This $100 Doughnut Made Of Cristal and Gold
Let your doughnut talk for you.
[via BI]
Alternatively, nothing says "I work in PE and I'm very happy with my bonus, this is basically Entenmann's to me" or "I work at Deutsche Bank and my bonus didn't even cover this but you know what? F*ck it" like rolling up to the office with one of these babies, or, better yet, bearing a dozen for the whole team.
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