Number One Steve Cohen Fan Erecting Giant "Days/Hours/Minutes/Seconds 'Til I Can Invest With Steve Again" Countdown Clock

Ed Butowsky is having the best day ever.

Ed Butowsky, who advises wealthy clients at Chapwood Investments in Addison, Texas, compared Cohen's potential comeback with Michael Jordan returning to the Chicago Bulls basketball team after a brief stint in minor league baseball. Cohen is "the greatest investor of all time," Butowsky said. "I'll give him money the second he'll take it." [Reuters, earlier]


Steve Cohen Acts Like He Hasn't Already Booked Marching Bands, Floats, Taylor Swift For January 1, 2018

...not to mention, the permits for a victory lap through downtown Stamford.