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Number One Steve Cohen Fan Erecting Giant "Days/Hours/Minutes/Seconds 'Til I Can Invest With Steve Again" Countdown Clock

Ed Butowsky is having the best day ever.
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Ed Butowsky, who advises wealthy clients at Chapwood Investments in Addison, Texas, compared Cohen's potential comeback with Michael Jordan returning to the Chicago Bulls basketball team after a brief stint in minor league baseball. Cohen is "the greatest investor of all time," Butowsky said. "I'll give him money the second he'll take it." [Reuters, earlier]


Steve Cohen Acts Like He Hasn't Already Booked Marching Bands, Floats, Taylor Swift For January 1, 2018

...not to mention, the permits for a victory lap through downtown Stamford.