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Martin Shkreli Feeling Super Thankful That He Kept $45M Handy In His E*Trade Account

Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.

Just when you think that "The Ballad of Martin Shkreli" can't come up with another amazing verse...

Former biotechnology executive Martin Shkreli, reviled for a massive drug-price increase and facing securities fraud charges, put up his $45 million E*Trade Financial Corp. account to secure his $5 million bail, prosecutors said in a filing Thursday.

Never change, Martin.


Shkreli Puts $45 Million E*Trade Account Up for Bail Security [Bloomberg]


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