Martin Shkreli Is Freebasing Attention At This Point
Martin spent his blizzard on the internet, begging for anyone to care.
Martin Shkreli Can't Stop Getting Charged By The Feds
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
Martin Shkreli Feeling Super Thankful That He Kept $45M Handy In His E*Trade Account
Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.
Bored Feds Now Contemplating Charging Martin Shkreli With All The Crimes
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
It Turns Out That The Feds Have Been Onto Martin Shkreli For Years
Martin is a victim of what he did last year, and he has been for years...