Martin Shkreli Is Freebasing Attention At This Point
Martin spent his blizzard on the internet, begging for anyone to care.
That brings Martin's grand total to eight...so far.
Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.
Looks like Martin is going to need to find a dope rhyme for "Securities fraud."
Martin is a victim of what he did last year, and he has been for years...