Write-Offs: 01.04.16
$$$Dow Plunges 276 Points in First Trading Day of 2016 [WSJ]
$$$Kovacevich warns market bubbles may burst in 2016 [CNBC]
$$$Hedge fund closures are going to hit 'an all-time high' [BI]
$$$Hedge Funds’ Idea Man [WSJ]
$$$Kyrgyzstan To Deport Man Who Compared Sausage To Horse Genitals [AP]
$$$In Cohen and I.B.M. Insider Trading Cases, Challenges for the S.E.C. [Dealbook]
$$$I chose my wife by Excel spreadsheet [Telegraph]
$$$ Football fan's flaming backside extinguished by tailgaters' beers [UPI]