Write-Offs: 1.11.16

2016's worst economic performers; Bowie; HF stars fall to earth; "FedEx delivers tumor sample instead of man's Kindle"; and more.
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$$$Bowie: The Man Who Sold Royalties and Brought Music to Bonds [Bloomberg]

$$$Meet 2016's Worst Economic Performers [Bloomberg]

$$$Exclusive: Hedge funds stars join losers' club for first time [Reuters]

$$$Apple presents a buying opportunity: Analyst [CNBC]

$$$Baby penguin at Cincinnati Zoo named for David Bowie [NYDN]

$$$What the End of the Case Against Steven Cohen Means [Dealbook]

$$$Why China’s Market Illness Has Gotten More Contagious [WSJ]

$$$FedEx delivers tumor sample instead of man's Kindle [UPI]

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