Write-Offs: 1.20.16

Deutsche lost $7 billion last year; Soros says run for your lives; "YouAreDogNow Shows What You'd Look Like In Canine Form"; and more.
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Write-Offs: 02.28.12

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Write-Offs: 1.27.16

Inside Traders Look to U.S. Supreme Court for Redemption; Deutsche cutting 1/2 of Brazil team; Fed holds line; Customs says man smuggled live birds in fanny pack, groin of pants; and more.

Write-Offs: 03.06.13

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Write-Offs: 09.11.12

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Write-Offs: 4.26.16

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Write-Offs: 06.19.12

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Write-Offs: 12.19.12

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