Write-Offs: 1.26.16
$$$AIG to Cut Hedge Fund Bets After ‘Greatly Disappointing’ Results [Bloomberg]
$$$Oil fuels 'schizophrenic' rebound on Wall Street [Reuters]
$$$A China bank contagion could blow up global markets [CNBC]
$$$Why China Stocks May Fall 10% More, Technically Speaking [Bloomberg]
$$$Can These Apps Stop You From ‘Drunk Texting’? [WSJ]
$$$Activist Investors May Have Met Their Match: A Down Market [Dealbook]
$$$Apple: iPhone Sales Grew at Slowest Pace Since Debut [WSJ]
$$$Waffle House offering reservations for candlelit Valentine's dinners [UPI]