Write-Offs: 1.28.16
$$$Here's What Executives Say About Dealing With China's Slowdown [Bloomberg]
$$$Fed to Stress-Test 33 Banks on Severe Global Recession Response [Bloomberg]
$$$NYSE Proposes Changes as It Braces for More Volatility [WSJ]
$$$Xerox to Split Up; Carl Icahn to Get Three Board Seats [WSJ]
$$$World's Greatest Athlete Plays Ping-Pong With His Penis (NSFW) [HP]
$$$Cheers break out after last broker cleared in Libor trial [NYP]
$$$Justices Take On a Muddled Issue: Insider Trading [Dealbook]
$$$Swedish sled dog wins gold medal despite poop stop just before finish line [UPI]