Emo Bro Martin Shkreli Blows $2 Million On Sole Copy Of New Wu Tang Clan Album Because He Is Desperate To Bang Taylor Swift
Everyone's least favorite pharma bro has entered the 36th Chamber of sucking.
FBI Arrests Martin Shkreli On Fraud Charges, Because Karma Isn't A Statute
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO should have "turned" more carefully.
Hedge Fund Manager Turned Pharma CEO Martin Shkreli Has Reached The Paranoid Delusion Phase Of His Infamy
Having Conquered Finance And Pharma, Martin Shkreli Is Basically A Constitutional Law Expert Now
A dangerous mind, indeed.
[UPDATED] Martin Shkreli Is Ready To Admit That He Should've Perhaps Bailed Out Earlier On His Hilarious "Pharma Bro" Comedy Bit
Martin's not an inhuman criminal greed machine with an awful personality...He's just doing a "funny" bit.