Charlie Gasparino Wouldn't Be Mad If Billions Was Reimagined As A Strictly S&M Show

Last night's episode was a step in the right direction for CG.
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The Fox Business reporter will say this for the series he wanted a cameo on as of January 27th at 7:59AM and decided was a schlocky piece of trash circa 2:24PM that day: it knows its way around a sex dungeon.

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