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Disgraced Former Slugger Jose Canseco Would Like A Word With The Bank Of Japan

Seriously, he's pissed.
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Finally getting his revenge on Japan for doing this to him.

Unlike many a faded American baseball star, Jose Canseco never took his declining talents to Japan. So it seems improbable that he’s got a big stash of yen sitting in a Tokyo bank account. But maybe he does? Has the Bank of Japan’s recent rate move put a crimp in his ability to pay for the most advanced Japanese steroids? Is he still waiting for his check from the MMA Dream’s Super Hulk Tournament to clear? How else to explain this fascinating outburst from a man whose last foray into the financial realm was having his house foreclosed on?

Jose Canseco Is Not Fan of the Bank of Japan [WSJ MoneyBeat blog]


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