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Get Some Gold Before Jose Canseco Buys It All

Goldman Sachs is saying sell gold but what the hell do they know? Jose Canseco is ALL IN.
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Can't believe he had to settle for silver during his playing days.

Stop right there! We have an urgent investment message from the hottest new analyst out there.

We trust you’re already adjusting your portfolios and positioning accordingly. After all, only the most important pronouncements make it on to @JoseCanseco, such as last week’s broadside against the Bank of Japan and these pearls:

Jose Canseco Predicts 20% Pop for Gold [WSJ MoneyBeat blog]

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