If You Were Going To Tattoo Martin Shkreli's Face To Your Body, Which Martin Shrkeli Face Would You Choose?

So many ways to go, and apparently- amazingly- some people have.
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Assuming this report of Shkreli tattoos is true, which Shkreli Mug do you think these people in possession of questionable long-term thinking decided to go with?

A. Congressional hearing Shkreli?

B. Gangsta Shkreli?

C. Listen to me- no LISTEN to me-- this chess piece cost more than your life Shkreli?

D. I'm workin' here! Shkreli?

E. No pictures Shkreli?

F. Other?

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