Jamie Dimon Bought $26.6 Million Worth Of JP Morgan Stock For The F*ck Of It: Jamie Dimon
Some of us dick around on the internet, others make huge stock purchases. Same diff/no diff.
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Slow Morning At JP Morgan Earned Jamie Dimon $7.25 Million In Pocket Change
So that's nice for him.
Proxy Firms Trying To Start Sh*t Between JP Morgan Shareholders, Jamie Dimon
Apparently Glass Lewis and ISS would just loooove to create a little drama at 270 Park.
Jamie Dimon: "America, F@*# Yeah!"
We're not saying Jamie is more patriotic than you, but you're not nearly as patriotic as Jamie.
Jamie Dimon Is Just Sitting Here Waiting For The Fed To Get Its GD Act Together
Enough with the pussyfooting around!
Jamie Dimon Has Made $229 Million By Betting Big On Jamie Dimon
The Khaleesi of Wall Street got super high on his own supply.
Jamie Dimon (Sort Of) Returns Tom Brady's Favor
Back in October, the most wonderful aspect of the JPMorgan Whale Tale emerged in the pages of Vanity Fair: the day Vice-Chairman Jimmy Lee barricaded himself in his office determined to come up with a way to help Jamie Dimon, and after hours of thinking real hard, summoned his six secretaries and told them they had a job to do, which was getting Tom Brady on the horn so he could deliver a pep talk sure to cheer up the boss. Was the call kind of awkward, considering the two had never spoken and Brady's lack of useful investment ideas likely meant his big speech involved not much more than "Even Super Bowl champion quarterbacks have bad days" and "Keep your chin up out there?" Probably. And yet some sort of bond was clearly forged, which would explain why Dimon felt compelled to throw Brady this bone: