Nassim Nicholas Taleb Asks That Age Old Question

Wait for it...

Author:: Bess Levin
Publish date:: Feb 8, 2016

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He's all about the stats.

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Spoiler alert, NNT is pretty sure the guy doesn't.

BlackSwan

Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a Black Swan.

Bring up inferior authors in his presence-- and they're all inferior-- at your own risk.

In case his feelings about the annual gathering were unclear.

NassimTalebBullied

How's your day going?

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The Black Swan is angrily Twitter polling again.

Apparently Taleb's answer to "Do you even lift, bro?" is "Yes, 325."