Tell Your Clients Deutsche Bank Is 'Rock Solid': CEO Of Deutsche Bank, Who Openly Fantasized About Running Wells Fargo Last Week

John Cryan has apparently had a change of heart!
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January 28, 2016: John Cryan: "The bank I would like to run at the moment is Wells Fargo. I would love to make 400 basis points in retail banking and have a relatively easy life. Unfortunately there are lots of things I wish for that are not going to come true."February 9, 2016: John Cryan: "You can tell [clients] that Deutsche Bank remains absolutely rock-solid."

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