January 28, 2016: John Cryan: "The bank I would like to run at the moment is Wells Fargo. I would love to make 400 basis points in retail banking and have a relatively easy life. Unfortunately there are lots of things I wish for that are not going to come true."February 9, 2016: John Cryan: "You can tell [clients] that Deutsche Bank remains absolutely rock-solid."
Deutsche Bank CEO Openly Fantasizes About What It Might Be Like To Run A Bank Not Losing Money Hand Over Fist
Deutsche staffers aren't the only ones who just want to say "F*ck this hell hole." But we can't always get what we want, can we?