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Who Does Lloyd Blankfein Have To Screw To Sell A Sagaponack Mansion Around Here?

He's already cut the price by $4 million, don't make him go any lower.
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Come on people!

After seeing his Sagaponack mansion linger on the market for six months, Lloyd Blankfein has shaved $4 million off its asking price, bringing it to $13 million. He also switched brokers, swapping Sotheby’s International Realty for the Corcoran Group, according to StreetEasy. His new agent, Corcoran’s Susan Breitenbach, didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment. The seven-bedroom home, located at 121 Parsonage Lane, spans more than 6,500 square feet and includes a 45-foot heated pool, a tennis court, a paneled library and a screened porch.

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