Write-Offs: 2.17.16

Ex-Deutsche Bank analyst fined, suspended over stock rating; Dairy downturn hurts banks; Man wakes up with huge penis tattoo on his leg; and more.
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$$$Banks Feel the Pain of Dairy Downturn [WSJ]

$$$Fed Officials, at Meeting, Found Economic Outlook Cloudy [Dealbook]

$$$Proof That Your Performance Bonus Is a Total Lie [Bloomberg]

$$$Ex-Deutsche Bank analyst fined, suspended over stock rating [Reuters]

$$$Norwegian cat tows skier on mountain [UPI]

$$$Political Backlash Grows in Washington to Chinese Takeovers [Dealbook]

$$$Fresh corporate bond sales test appetite [FT]

$$$Man Wakes Up With Huge Penis Tattoo On His Leg (NSFW) [HP]

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