Write-Offs: 2.18.16

Citi chief gets a raise; Survey says rate hike coming; Clumsy criminal crashed through ceiling of Popeyes; and more.
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Write-Offs: 08.08.12

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Write-Offs: 06.08.12

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Write-Offs: 07.18.12

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