Write-Offs: 2.25.16

Moody's fate in subprime probe to be decided soon; "Luxury pool toys are booming"; Lockhart worried about rising rates; Australian man produces record-breaking 110.6-decibel burp; and more.
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Write-Offs: 09.04.12

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