Fox Business Senior Schlong Correspondent Goes Where The Story Takes Him

This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

Charlie Gasparino has gone there.

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Charlie Gasparino's not putting all his eggs in one party/candidate/basket on this one.

Charlie Gasparino's got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about them!

Hugh Hefner has done the veteran reporter a solid.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.

Fox Business Senior Waxing And Laser Correspondent Has A Question