Tweet something at him today and maybe you'll make the debut tomorrow!
Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".
Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.
Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.
For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.
Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.
Hugh Hefner has done the veteran reporter a solid.