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Jack Welch Finally Gets It Up For Ted Cruz

And GOP voters are no longer really in the mood.

It took almost an entire year, but Jack Welch is finally ready to endorse Ted Cruz for president!

Sure, Jack started flirting with Ted last April, and he waited until the carnage was almost over in "Mad Max: GOP Primary" to actually pick a candidate, but homeboy is 80-years-old.

You can't expect him to just endorse like he used to.


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