John Micklethwait: Let’s back up a bit. This is your 60th birthday. You’ve been in the industry for more than three decades now. Your grandfather and father were both stockbrokers— Jamie Dimon: I read Graham and Dodd’s Security Analysis in high school. The big, thick one. So I was always interested. JM: You liked it even then? JD: I did, yeah. JM: I suppose that didn’t get you dates immediately. JD: I did fine with that category. I played sports. [Bloomberg Markets via Matt Levine]
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