Write-Offs: 3.11.16
$$$Cohen's Point72 hires sports psychologist as 'performance coach' [Reuters / Lawrence Delevinge]
$$$Bond Traders Clear a Path for Fed to Lift Interest Rates in June [Bloomberg]
$$$Hedge Funds Miss the Biggest Rally for Natural Gas of the Year [Bloomberg]
$$$How this hedge fund queen is beating the market [CNBC]
$$$Man's cellphone flooded with Chewbacca impersonators [UPI]
$$$Rich Exit Package, Industry Ties Saved Valeant CEO’s Job [WSJ]
$$$Oil prices may have bottomed, says IEA [FT]
$$$Waiter Causes Steakhouse Nightmare by Accidentally Stabbing Customer [Grub Street]