Write-Offs: 3.14.15

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Write-Offs: 3.2.16

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Write-Offs: 3.31.15

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Write-Offs: 03.21.13

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Write-Offs: 12.04.12

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Write-Offs: 07.25.12

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Write-Offs: 10.19.12

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