Write-Offs: 3.16.16

Pershing Square down 26.4% YTD; JPM and Citi shareholders will vote on breaking up banks; Florida woman fights to keep potty-trained pet alligator; and more.
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$$$Pershing Square Falls 26.4% Year Through March 15 on Valeant [Bloomberg]

$$$JPMorgan and Citigroup Investors Are Asked to Vote on Breaking Up the Banks [Dealbook]

$$$Chipotle's Free Burritos May Cost More Than $60 Million: Chart [Bloomberg]

$$$U.S. data points to firming economy, inflation [Reuters]

$$$Florida woman fights to keep potty-trained pet alligator [UPI]

$$$Hedge fund activists push for board seats at TheStreet [NYP]

$$$Regulation Alone Will Not Change Bad Behavior on Wall St. [Dealbook]

$$$Someone Tried Passing Off This Illegally Owned Rabbit As A Guinea Pig [HP]

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