Write-Offs: 3.30.16
$$$Growth of fintech forecast to spur almost 2m banking job cuts [FT]
$$$The ice cream man will screw you this summer [NYP]
$$$Ex-Lehman CFO takes on personal, financial crises [CNBC, earlier]
$$$Bill Gross: Why bond markets need to be smarter than first graders [CNBC]
$$$Mississippi cheerleader admits she tried to join ISIS [AP]
$$$Chipotle Considers Opening Chain Under ‘Better Burger’ Name [Bloomberg]
$$$Fidelity Cuts Value of Startups Dropbox and Zenefits [WSJ]